Horrible Horror Family pt2

~Camp Crystal Lake~

Freddy: THE SWEATER IS DRY CLEAN ONLY!!!

Me:...yes...your piont would be....?

Freddy: Bitch I swear I'll stab you so many times in your dreams tonight that you'll-

Me: I have to untangle you from my dreamcatcher every friggin' night, im not that scared Fredward

Jordan: Oh! It's on now!

Scissors: Must we have voilence!?

Michael: *nod*

Scissors: Okay!

Me: Do you know how to do Algebra? I tried but it made my thinky thing in mah head go KA-BLAM!

Scissors: Yes...

Me: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!

Jason: *swings machete in front of my face*

Me and Jordan: Oooooooh, Sharp, shiney thing!

Michael: *Seriously?*

Freddy: Someone owes me a sweater...!

Me: I would give you one BUT I won't.

Freddy: Why?

Me: Maybe cause to me, you're an ass!

Scissors: Yeah, you really are...

Me: RAWR! Yeah, scared you Mother F*cker!

Jordan: Watch your god damn languge!

Me: NEVA!!!

Michael: *why are you so werid?*

Me: Because, Michael, Because it's a free country! I'm tired of the man tryin' to hold me down! We gotta fight away from the government and show our indepentence!

Jason: *You've been around too many Hippie teens*

Me: Have not!

Freddy: Have too.

Me: Don't make me come over there!

Jordan: Ummm,you're already next to him...

Me: Yes.

Scissors: Did you know it's Halloween!?

Jordan: I thought it was January 10th?

Me: Yes, but it's my P.O.S story and I want to kill on my favorite holiday.

Jordan: YAY!!!

Me: TO FIND JAMIE!!!

Michael: *Why my neice?*

Me: Cause she's cute as crap, that's why.

Scissors: So we're gunna stalk a 9 year old, tramatize girl and Michael is gunna kidnap her and then we go kill...?

Me: You know me so well!!!

End of part 2